David Daniels

David Bryan Daniels escaped this mortal realm on Monday, July 3rd, 2023, at the age of 63. Dave knew the Lions were never going to win a super bowl unless he went up there and demanded it himself. He leaves behind his slightly dysfunctional family that he was extremely proud of.

He was proceeded in death by his father, Terrance (Terry) Daniels, his mother, Shirley Hoffman, and his brother, Danny Daniels and many close friends and family. He often referred to himself as the last Mohican.

He was survived by his first wife Angela Whelpley, who was said to be left frozen in a field of fog, somewhere. He then met the second love of his life, Connie Daniels, whom he always said put up with a lot from him, including his very favorite fart jar. He was able to create 3 beautiful humans. Deanna Belasco (Daniels), Christine Daniels, and Lindsey Daniels. He, also, helped raise a wonderful son, Justin Hall. His creations have helped increase the population by giving him 9 perfect grandchildren. Mason, Mikayla, and McKenna Belasco, Mira and Kiran Chick, A’Raeyah Siuda, Jasa, Averi, and Kyler Hall. They all were the joys of his life.

Some of his biggest accomplishments in his life besides being a friend to all, were winning a state championship in pool league, painting numerous vehicles that went on to be featured in newspapers/magazines and win top prizes and awards. He was avid golfer and bowler. In bowling, he even scored a perfect 300 game. He was outgoing and a lover of life and laughter. He would give the shirt off his back to help others.

He often thought of inventions he never brought to life. The Fantisizer- and exercise fan where you follow it back and forth around the room, a politician wack a mole game and the ever-famous sold-out Al Gore VS Bush shirt.

He is being cremated and his ashes spread at a later time. Following his wishes, there will not be a funeral, but well wishes are encouraged, please write a farewell note on a beer and drink it in his honor. If he owes you a drink, please note you can catch him in heaven, and he will gladly let you buy him another.

You can expect, he is enjoying the greatest golf course in the sky with his brother Dan, Beaver and Brad. We are positive he has re-established his band and is playing for his favorite tunes for the largest crowds. As he would want, we will be holding one last gathering in his name in late September (date to be determined later).

In Dave’s words- I’m living the Dream-